It’s been a very long time since Mommah got her butt off the computer and let me write something.
Collars are stupid. Leashes are even stupider. You know what happens when stupid people don’t let you go go go? Yeah, I didn’t either.
So yesterday I wanted to get to Mommah really bad! And I just took off running! And then I coughed really hard.
Well. Mommah’s really motion full this week cuz it’s the week my big brother that I never met went to the Bridge. She misses him really hard and he musta been a really good dog cuz summertimes I see Daddee get motion full about him too. I wish I coulda met him but Mommah says I would be way too much for him. She says I’m way too much for almost everyone but I’m just right for her.
So anyway. Mommah got all scared that I was sick. And she freaked out, people. She really did, she blew up Auntie M’s phone like all day while I was just playin! So yesterday, when she picked me up from daycare, which I love because I play and play all day, Auntie M heard me cough and she felt all around my throat and I didn’t really like that cuz it hurt in one spot. She said “he hurt his throat.” Well, duh!
So anyway, now I get to wear my harness and I like that better than the stupid collar anyway, cuz I can go go go and pull like a tank! (Mommah doesn’t like that part, but oh well) Also, I look very stylish wearing it, by the way.
And Mommah ordered some honey from her favorite place cuz that’s supposed to make my throat feel better, and I’m getting soft treats and soft food.
I think I kinda like being spoiled like this. Well. I’m pretty much always spoiled like this. Mommah says every dog should be treated as well as I am. Sometimes Mommah is pretty smart. Sometimes she’s kinda stupid but we have to make allowances, not everyone is as smart as me, you know!
Bye, see you all soon, if she ever gets her butt off the computer again! (I think she’s mastered what my brother’s friend Buddy called the “gloo the bummee” game.)
Mommah took my pikashure – she’s not very good but here I am!