Yesterday morning, I was sleeping really nice and having a dream about swimming and all of a sudden, there was a man in my front yard. A STRANGE man! A man I’d never seen before.
Daddee says I’m supposed to protect Mommah from strangers so I did my job and I barked really loud.
He didn’t leave.
I barked some more.
He still didn’t leave.
Daddee started barking and Mommah started laughing. Seriously, Mommah? We’re trying to save your fat butt from a stranger and you LAUGH at us? Good thing I love you.
Mommah came downstairs and we sat on the sofa and she petted me, which is always a good thing, but this GUY WAS STILL IN MY YARD!!!!!!!!!!
And then you won’t believe what happened!
SHE LET HIM INSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Jebus, Mommah, how am I supposed to protect you if you let HIM INSIDE???????????????
He finally left and let me tell you, I was exhausted. But did I get to nap? Have you met my Mommah? Oh, heck no, I didn’t! We had to go for a walk!
So I made her walk really fast and she said, “this is not a forced march!” Yeah, that’s what you think!
Move it, woman!
So today, we went to the park and she decided to go so slow that I almost fell asleep walking. What the heck is wrong with this woman? I did get some good liver treats, though.
Now I think I’ll get a nap and hopefully she’ll remember not to let strangers into the house anymore.