Stranger Danger

Yesterday morning, I was sleeping really nice and having a dream about swimming and all of a sudden, there was a man in my front yard. A STRANGE man! A man I’d never seen before.
Daddee says I’m supposed to protect Mommah from strangers so I did my job and I barked really loud.
He didn’t leave.

I barked some more.

He still didn’t leave.

Daddee started barking and Mommah started laughing. Seriously, Mommah? We’re trying to save your fat butt from a stranger and you LAUGH at us? Good thing I love you.

Mommah came downstairs and we sat on the sofa and she petted me, which is always a good thing, but this GUY WAS STILL IN MY YARD!!!!!!!!!!

stranger danger

And then you won’t believe what happened!

SHE LET HIM INSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Jebus, Mommah, how am I supposed to protect you if you let HIM INSIDE???????????????

Well

He finally left and let me tell you, I was exhausted. But did I get to nap? Have you met my Mommah? Oh, heck no, I didn’t! We had to go for a walk!

So I made her walk really fast and she said, “this is not a forced march!” Yeah, that’s what you think!

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Move it, woman!

So today, we went to the park and she decided to go so slow that I almost fell asleep walking. What the heck is wrong with this woman? I did get some good liver treats, though.

Now I think I’ll get a nap and hopefully she’ll remember not to let strangers into the house anymore.